Flaccidbone (flaccidbone)

Race #343

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Official speed 86.05 wpm (57.04 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 20, 2018 4:03:24am UTC
Race Finish September 20, 2018 4:04:21am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 3. hogan327 (72.85 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 106.13
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.