View Pit Stop page for race #3401 by koomp — Ghost race
Official speed | 86.23 wpm (48.85 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | March 14, 2019 3:16:18pm UTC |
Race Finish | March 14, 2019 3:17:07pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
Opponents |
1. ultimatehumungousaur (87.04 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 89.10 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |