View Pit Stop page for race #34 by myklix — Ghost race
Official speed | 75.84 wpm (55.54 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | October 16, 2020 4:44:27pm UTC |
Race Finish | October 16, 2020 4:45:23pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. ipeenuts (94.16 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 78.37 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |