mike (mike_typer)

Race #336

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Official speed 48.14 wpm (93.48 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 4, 2017 10:36:41am UTC
Race Finish October 4, 2017 10:38:15am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. ss005 (55.98 wpm)
2. alishah110 (53.47 wpm)
Accuracy 93.0%
Points 59.38
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.