juan (juanjaho)

Race #336

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Official speed 50.54 wpm (97.11 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 18, 2020 2:56:09pm UTC
Race Finish August 18, 2020 2:57:46pm UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Opponents 3. uncertainty (54.76 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 62.33
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.