View Pit Stop page for race #3344 by strongly_typed_dvorak — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 137.33 wpm (35.74 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | March 4, 2021 9:22:46pm UTC |
| Race Finish | March 4, 2021 9:23:22pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. rainnonquit (154.92 wpm) 3. danayi (128.67 wpm) 4. chimchimchim (125.72 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 99.0% |
| Points | 169.37 |
| Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |