Gabriel (xevrcn)

Race #334

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Official speed 97.22 wpm (46.29 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 1, 2020 3:53:59am UTC
Race Finish September 1, 2020 3:54:46am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. timboly3 (106.74 wpm)
2. nosingaround (105.77 wpm)
4. onetyperman (93.67 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 119.90
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.