root (chroot)

Race #3313

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Official speed 69.65 wpm (67.54 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 9, 2021 12:33:12am UTC
Race Finish September 9, 2021 12:34:19am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 81.26
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The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.