View Pit Stop page for race #331 by boredcelery — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 71.46 wpm (58.94 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | July 24, 2025 1:48:13am UTC |
| Race Finish | July 24, 2025 1:49:12am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. ellianahaha (87.64 wpm) 2. misc_mary (81.81 wpm) 4. quixotic_koala (63.96 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 73.84 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |