View Pit Stop page for race #3305 by jeff991117 — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 80.72 wpm (52.18 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | July 14, 2023 2:15:25am UTC |
| Race Finish | July 14, 2023 2:16:17am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. chickenhelmet (95.90 wpm) 3. t0mmy1 (80.81 wpm) 5. griv (79.34 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 83.41 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |