Stacey (parody)

Race #327

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Official speed 92.50 wpm (33.47 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 23, 2021 12:03:29am UTC
Race Finish December 23, 2021 12:04:02am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. paceyq (124.01 wpm)
2. special_vegetable (115.53 wpm)
3. bengalman447 (110.22 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 74.00
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And I knew that in spite of all the roses and kisses and restaurant dinners a man showered on a woman before he married her, what he secretly wanted when the wedding service ended was for her to flatten out underneath his feet like Mrs Willard's kitchen mat.