Dylan (dangerdolan_)

Race #327

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Official speed 81.66 wpm (59.37 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 7, 2019 10:02:23pm UTC
Race Finish October 7, 2019 10:03:22pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 4. awriter (51.49 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 98.00
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...