View Pit Stop page for race #326 by jaodamata — Ghost race
View profile for Joao da mata (jaodamata)
Official speed | 98.30 wpm (49.93 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | April 1, 2023 5:41:20pm UTC |
Race Finish | April 1, 2023 5:42:09pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 121.24 |
Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |