cringer (typecringe)

Race #3251

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Official speed 93.04 wpm (52.11 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 7, 2019 9:29:44am UTC
Race Finish March 7, 2019 9:30:36am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. demancer (85.29 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 111.64
Text #3640522 (Length: 404 characters)

Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...