View Pit Stop page for race #314 by zxron — Ghost race
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Official speed | 98.63 wpm (42.71 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | March 8, 2018 5:29:16pm UTC |
Race Finish | March 8, 2018 5:29:59pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 101.92 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |