Porcrastination (procrastination)

Race #311

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Official speed 76.89 wpm (49.47 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 1, 2013 1:21:18am UTC
Race Finish September 1, 2013 1:22:07am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 3. urmaul (52.67 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 0.00
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So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.