Andre (smallchicken)

Race #30667

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Official speed 100.53 wpm (48.82 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 1, 2019 5:25:13pm UTC
Race Finish July 1, 2019 5:26:02pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. hyper_racer (119.76 wpm)
2. poem (110.79 wpm)
4. mallardman (72.57 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 123.98
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.