spetterpoep (spetterpoep)

Race #3040

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Official speed 78.62 wpm (80.28 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 17, 2020 8:19:45pm UTC
Race Finish September 17, 2020 8:21:05pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. chimchimchim (114.35 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 115.31
Text #3550709 (Length: 526 characters)

Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... Built by me... and you'd best hope... not pointed at you.