donkeykong (epsilonfunction)

Race #304

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Official speed 77.72 wpm (59.29 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 29, 2025 12:16:24pm UTC
Race Finish November 29, 2025 12:17:23pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. jxee (78.77 wpm)
3. xcvoiu (66.71 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 88.09
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The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."