View Pit Stop page for race #3031 by inied — Ghost race
View profile for Isaac (inied)
Official speed | 85.89 wpm (52.39 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | December 4, 2020 10:57:58pm UTC |
Race Finish | December 4, 2020 10:58:50pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 4) |
Opponents |
2. dogsbollocks (72.40 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 105.93 |
Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |