View Pit Stop page for race #3028 by apathy_incarnate — Ghost race
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Official speed | 66.42 wpm (63.41 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | June 24, 2021 8:49:25pm UTC |
Race Finish | June 24, 2021 8:50:28pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Opponents |
3. pdeuce (65.37 wpm) 4. rodjo (57.19 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 68.63 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |