Olly (olllllllllllllllllllllllllllly)

Race #30

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Official speed 88.90 wpm (50.62 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 20, 2020 2:18:28am UTC
Race Finish January 20, 2020 2:19:19am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 3. correctionhaha (78.33 wpm)
4. bumbleben7 (77.61 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 109.65
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.