theaveragedude (the_avg_dude)

Race #2974

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Official speed 74.54 wpm (65.04 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 20, 2020 5:43:17pm UTC
Race Finish May 20, 2020 5:44:22pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. mkh90 (80.66 wpm)
5. frazisbest (54.12 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 89.44
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...