Palish (palish)

Race #2924

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Official speed 69.96 wpm (64.32 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 4, 2021 4:02:29am UTC
Race Finish August 4, 2021 4:03:34am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. prabh1601 (68.45 wpm)
3. _dadstype_ (58.89 wpm)
4. crazy_typeracer (49.49 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 86.28
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.