View Pit Stop page for race #292 by bandages — Ghost race
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Official speed | 134.06 wpm (36.61 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | May 27, 2015 3:17:05pm UTC |
Race Finish | May 27, 2015 3:17:41pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (1 of 1) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #3100099 (Length: 409 characters) As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity. |