Plumko (superstupidness)

Race #285

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Official speed 54.41 wpm (77.41 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 19, 2020 7:09:36am UTC
Race Finish December 19, 2020 7:10:54am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 1. pixeltwosixnine (74.02 wpm)
2. phoeni_x (63.37 wpm)
3. junior12345 (56.29 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 56.23
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.