View Pit Stop page for race #283 by asdfjklsemic0lon — Ghost race
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Official speed | 95.82 wpm (62.49 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | September 26, 2017 6:21:15pm UTC |
Race Finish | September 26, 2017 6:22:18pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 148.52 |
Text | #3811087 (Length: 499 characters) Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life. |