So you have chosen DEATH (mathandphysicsftw)

Race #28291

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Official speed 135.30 wpm (40.98 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 23, 2020 1:11:37pm UTC
Race Finish May 23, 2020 1:12:18pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. lalabird8 (189.15 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 187.17
Text #4180110 (Length: 462 characters)

Mostly, they talked about death. They agreed that being buried seemed too claustrophobic, and Bill didn't want to be cremated after he'd read that the intense heat boils fluids in the skull until your head explodes. He decided that he'd want his body shot off into space in a rocket ship. He figured it'd be too expensive to launch the weight of his entire body, but maybe just sending his head into space would be enough, preferably in front of a little window.