Clumsy (dumpling)

Race #2825

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Official speed 64.74 wpm (66.36 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 29, 2010 9:09:47am UTC
Race Finish May 29, 2010 9:10:53am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Points 0.00
Text #282 (Length: 358 characters)

I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends.