Bilbo (bilboballins)

Race #28157

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Official speed 111.01 wpm (69.18 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 15, 2023 9:03:22pm UTC
Race Finish June 15, 2023 9:04:31pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. ihateonyou (143.46 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 201.67
Text #5390329 (Length: 640 characters)

If you are interested in stories with happy endings, you would be better off reading some other book. In this book, not only is there no happy ending, there is no happy beginning and very few happy things in the middle. This is because not very many happy things happened in the lives of the three Baudelaire youngsters. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire were intelligent children, and they were charming, and resourceful, and had pleasant facial features, but they were extremely unlucky, and most everything that happened to them was rife with misfortune, misery, and despair. I'm sorry to tell you this, but that is how the story goes.