Dan (xx_4poc41ypsen0w_xxdxx_777_xx)

Race #28

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Official speed 59.82 wpm (75.23 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 25, 2017 2:23:27pm UTC
Race Finish December 25, 2017 2:24:43pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. whaocool (62.91 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 73.77
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.