Alyssa (clarrissa)

Race #27982

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Official speed 78.78 wpm (57.12 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 22, 2018 11:04:10am UTC
Race Finish September 22, 2018 11:05:07am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 2. hylje5000 (79.85 wpm)
3. csmith2 (79.04 wpm)
5. argyrwnt (60.82 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 97.17
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.