RIP reckful (typefacer88)

Race #2797

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Official speed 91.92 wpm (75.20 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 2, 2020 5:25:35pm UTC
Race Finish December 2, 2020 5:26:51pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 189.97
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I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that.