View Pit Stop page for race #2792 by mf_splinter — Ghost race
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Official speed | 82.85 wpm (50.84 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | September 20, 2023 4:17:44am UTC |
Race Finish | September 20, 2023 4:18:35am UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
Opponents |
1. mushrumi (114.90 wpm) 3. masturbateman (69.33 wpm) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 85.62 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |