JayVee (jayvee1337)

Race #279

View Pit Stop page for race #279 by jayvee1337Ghost race

View profile for JayVee (jayvee1337)

Official speed 53.58 wpm (83.99 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 14, 2017 11:25:39am UTC
Race Finish November 14, 2017 11:27:03am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Accuracy 93.0%
Points 66.09
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.