Ethan (lightxethan)

Race #277

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Official speed 64.34 wpm (80.94 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 4, 2019 3:20:34am UTC
Race Finish January 4, 2019 3:21:55am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 4. dudewhatnamedoyouwantmetouse (51.87 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 89.01
Text #3640484 (Length: 434 characters)

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!