View Pit Stop page for race #2749 by superrare — Ghost race
View profile for MR. HARDLY EVER (superrare)
| Official speed | 97.08 wpm (46.35 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | March 23, 2019 12:49:14am UTC |
| Race Finish | March 23, 2019 12:50:00am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. slowandsteadyok (132.16 wpm) 2. realrealyalan (109.85 wpm) 3. thewsomeguy (102.81 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 119.73 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |