Ted (macfan)

Race #2735

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Official speed 81.61 wpm (59.40 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 16, 2018 8:47:24am UTC
Race Finish April 16, 2018 8:48:23am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. promechanics (92.59 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 97.93
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...