BEing VinCI (ppubalo)

Race #26604

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Official speed 87.07 wpm (51.68 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 5, 2020 3:15:10am UTC
Race Finish May 5, 2020 3:16:02am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. rubikcrube (97.96 wpm)
2. henville12 (95.41 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 107.39
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.