Sam (mrspongex33)

Race #265

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Official speed 71.37 wpm (63.05 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 25, 2017 11:56:24pm UTC
Race Finish November 25, 2017 11:57:27pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. bst0 (100.95 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 88.03
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.