Topher (burritopher)

Race #263

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Official speed 61.71 wpm (85.37 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 16, 2020 10:26:02pm UTC
Race Finish May 16, 2020 10:27:28pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. taloszero (67.31 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 82.28
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Your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia, absence of interest in its ambience - what we vets call environment - failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli - a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird. To be blunt, your cat is in a rut. It's the old stockbroker syndrome, the suburban fin de siecle ennui, angst, Weltschmerz, call it what you will.