View Pit Stop page for race #2612 by slappy116 — Ghost race
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Official speed | 73.16 wpm (57.57 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | June 19, 2019 1:04:21pm UTC |
Race Finish | June 19, 2019 1:05:19pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. je398338 (103.02 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 75.60 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |