Amateur (subiami)

Race #261

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Official speed 56.95 wpm (86.18 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 13, 2016 7:01:34am UTC
Race Finish February 13, 2016 7:03:00am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. lease (82.74 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 0.00
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.