Mat (tencion)

Race #2586

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Official speed 109.56 wpm (41.07 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 3, 2017 5:59:46am UTC
Race Finish September 3, 2017 6:00:28am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. pkanas (107.52 wpm)
3. nissenesmo (87.31 wpm)
4. hassanatk (82.03 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 135.13
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.