Al (ragnaroksedge)

Race #251

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Official speed 93.13 wpm (52.06 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 21, 2018 12:00:25am UTC
Race Finish March 21, 2018 12:01:17am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. cptnarwhalrus (86.82 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 111.75
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...