Valentina (valitagmp)

Race #25

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Official speed 72.05 wpm (62.46 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 29, 2018 2:48:48am UTC
Race Finish November 29, 2018 2:49:51am UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Opponents 1. napoleon_the_lame (99.97 wpm)
2. abhishek3007 (83.24 wpm)
3. irv05 (80.10 wpm)
4. lightfalls (79.99 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 88.86
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.