you (s11054)

Race #25

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Official speed 72.85 wpm (61.77 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 18, 2019 7:26:06pm UTC
Race Finish November 18, 2019 7:27:08pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. jonjonjon63 (82.36 wpm)
2. barered278 (74.20 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 89.85
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.