hyperjump (hyperjump)

Race #25

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Official speed 60.86 wpm (47.72 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 26, 2021 6:04:05am UTC
Race Finish December 26, 2021 6:04:53am UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Opponents 4. curseraj (66.34 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 43.62
Text #4070196 (Length: 242 characters)

Listen carefully, my friend. You are stuck in a paradox. It turns out there are three things you cannot do in virtual reality. You cannot die, you cannot get grounded, and you cannot call customer service. This is why you are having problems.