Brian (blazefire3412)

Race #246

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Official speed 98.20 wpm (49.37 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 5, 2020 6:25:34pm UTC
Race Finish June 5, 2020 6:26:23pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. qbbqrl (111.46 wpm)
3. spjames87 (76.46 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 117.83
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...