mydl0 (zrejh_)

Race #245

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Official speed 63.05 wpm (71.37 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 30, 2020 11:17:05am UTC
Race Finish June 30, 2020 11:18:16am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Opponents 1. steezyst3ve (63.45 wpm)
3. justpie (62.78 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 77.76
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.